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Margarida: ¡Mi corazón a mil por hora!, a radionovela. Capítulo 4, “A ligação”: transcrição completa
(Versão internacional, em inglês, dublada por Dona Socorro Valadares.)

[vinheta da FLAGRA FM]

[órgão]

Dona Socorro (narração): FLAGRA FM presents... Margarida! My heart at a
  thousand miles per hour! The radio-novela. Chapter four... The Call.
  Previously, on Margarida... she said "our marriage". The German agreed.
  The patriarch exploded. And she, the saddest girl on the whole grid, made
  one little wish...

Margarida: I only hope my ex-husband doesn't ask for copyright.

[órgão]

Dona Socorro (narração): Copyright, darling. I warned you. In a Mexican
  telenovela, whoever asks for copyright comes back in chapter forty. With a
  beard. He came back in chapter four. No beard. It was a rainy night, in a
  newsroom that does not exist... when the phone rang.

[telefone chamando]

El Linhaça (redação): Newsroom. Speak.

Esperança (ao telefone): Hello? Is this the newspaper? The... the telenovela
  people?

El Linhaça (redação): Who is speaking?

Esperança (ao telefone): You call me Esperança. In your novela. Every single
  chapter. That is my nickname now. That is... intellectual property.

El Linhaça (redação): Go on.

Esperança (ao telefone): I want my rights. Royalties. Ten percent of every
  chapter. And of the dubbing.

El Linhaça (redação): Sir. The name Esperança belongs to the novela.
  Registered. You have been using it in your private life... without a
  license.

Esperança (ao telefone): What?

El Linhaça (redação): In the international version, Esperança means Hope.
  Every time someone says there is no hope for you... that is our trademark.
  We will send the invoice.

Esperança (ao telefone): This is absurd! I didn't call about money. I called
  about her. About Margarida. I still...

[bipe de censura]

Esperança (ao telefone): ...and she was the only one who ever...

[bipe de censura]

El Linhaça (redação): A cameo in chapter five costs three sacks of corn.
  With lines, five.

Esperança (ao telefone): Will I... get to see her?

El Linhaça (redação): From behind. In the rain. Like always.

Esperança (ao telefone): Deal.

[linha caindo]

[órgão]

Dona Socorro (narração): He paid, darling. He called to collect... and he
  paid. Five sacks of corn, to be the villain of his own story. And
  somewhere, in a garage that smells of corn, someone had already seen it
  coming...

Margarida: Even my marital misfortune is already being exploited
  commercially.

[órgão]

Dona Socorro (narração): Will Esperança appear in chapter five? Will he get
  his lines? And when the German finds out there is a man on the phone...
  will he finally disagree with her? Don't miss it. ¡No se lo pierdan!

[órgão]

[intervalo comercial]

Locutor do comercial: This chapter was brought to you by the BURNING HEARTS
  BOOK CLUB! This month: I Loved You Before the Big Bang! And The Duke Who
  Cried on Horseback! Four books for the price of five!

Letrinha, lida às pressas: Handkerchief sold separately. All books have the
  same ending. You are hearing this because you ate corn.

As falas da Margarida são reais, traduzidas. O resto é da redação, que
cobrou pelo serviço.
— El Linhaça