O FLAGRA · FLAGRA FM 101,3
Programa 03: “Vancouver, com quatro rodas”, transcrição completa
(GP de Vancouver, 19 de setembro de 2021. Transmissão em inglês, a língua do paddock.)

[vinheta da FLAGRA FM]

El Linhaça (estúdio): Good evening. This is FLAGRA FM, one hundred and one,
  comma, three. With a comma. If you heard a FLAGRA FM one-oh-one POINT
  three in the last few weeks... that was not us. We were on holiday. The
  real one is back. Tonight: Vancouver. The circuit where, the last time, a
  certain British driver came home with three wheels. Our man is at the
  track. Reginaldo... count the wheels for us.

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): THANK YOU, STUDIO! FOUR WHEELS, PEOPLE! I COUNTED
  THEM MYSELF! TWICE! Max Porter is back in Vancouver, and on Friday he was
  the FASTEST MAN IN PRACTICE! Ninety-eight thousandths ahead of his own
  teammate!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

Max Porter (rádio da equipe): Fastest lap! Vancouver can't scare me anymore!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): BUT ON SATURDAY... ANDRÉ GOMES TAKES POLE
  POSITION! By one hundred and ninety-seven thousandths! The pastor gave it
  back WITH INTEREST!

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): AND THE LIGHTS GO OUT! MAX PORTER JUMPS INTO THE
  LEAD! And André Gomes... on the team radio... is busy with something else!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

André Gomes (rádio da equipe): Just a moment, brother Kevin. I'm finishing a
  good-morning message to my wife.

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): A GOOD-MORNING MESSAGE! AT TWO HUNDRED KILOMETRES
  AN HOUR! LAP THREE! Max is holding him off!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

Max Porter (rádio da equipe): Is that André in my mirrors again? Tell him to
  find his own racing line!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): LAP FOUR! ANDRÉ GOES FOR IT! SIDE BY SIDE!
  CENTIMETRES APART!

[um carro passa]

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): ANDRÉ GOMES TAKES THE LEAD! BY EIGHTY-FOUR
  THOUSANDTHS!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

André Gomes (rádio da equipe): Things got pretty hairy there!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): HAIRY, HE SAYS! FRIENDS OF SPEED, THE PASTOR
  ALMOST NEEDED A NEW RACE SUIT!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

Max Porter (rádio da equipe): I let him have that one! I've got a longer
  stint!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): AND NOW... THE LAST LAP! André on the
  ultrasofts... and those tyres are FINISHED! Max on the supersofts... AND
  HE IS COMING!

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): THE LAST TWO CORNERS! MAX GOES DOWN THE INSIDE!
  THEY ALMOST TOUCH!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

Max Porter (rádio da equipe): That was a bit too close for my liking!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

[um carro passa]

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): VITÓÓÓÓRIA! MAX PORTER WINS IN VANCOUVER! WITH
  FOUR WHEELS! THE GHOST OF VANCOUVER HAS BEEN EXORCISED!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

Max Porter (rádio da equipe): Yes! I am a driving genius!

[chiado do rádio da equipe]

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): André Gomes second, two point four seconds behind!
  Amanda Cavalcanti, of Ruiz, third! ANOTHER ONE-TWO FOR CRUZEIRO REAL!

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): Wait... I have the points here. Max... eight
  points. André... six for second place... and two for pole position...
  eight points. HE WON THE RACE AND TIED THE SPREADSHEET!

Reginaldo Trovão (pista): Live from Vancouver... where four wheels are a
  celebration... BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO!

[o telefone toca]

El Linhaça (estúdio): Thank you, Reginaldo. We have a caller. You're on
  FLAGRA FM. The real one.

Raisa (ao telefone): Hi! I'm cheering for Max Porter and for Cruzeiro Real!
  André Gomes is so boring, he's bad for the sport!

[a linha cai]

El Linhaça (estúdio): Thank you, Raisa. The team principal does not agree.
  After the race, at the press conference, they asked him which of his two
  drivers is the best. He said: André Gomes. Max was sitting in the front
  row. Holding the trophy.

El Linhaça (estúdio): This was FLAGRA FM, one-oh-one comma three. The
  original. Pay me well... and I might even tell the truth. In corn we
  trust.

[vinheta da FLAGRA FM]

[intervalo comercial]

Locutor do comercial: This broadcast was brought to you by WHEEL-COUNT FOUR
  THOUSAND! The digital wheel counter for your race car! It counts every
  wheel on your car, from one to four, in under a minute, and it beeps when
  one is missing! Twelve easy payments of nineteen ninety!

Letrinha, lida às pressas: Counts up to three. The fourth wheel is counted
  separately. You are hearing this because you ate corn.

A FLAGRA FM não autorizou ninguém a transmitir esta corrida em nome dela.
Muito menos com ponto.
— El Linhaça